spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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