We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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