Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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