remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My life is pants optional.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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