im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
either way he was missing a nipple.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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