this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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