is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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