Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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