Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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