i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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