Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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