What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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