I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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