I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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