just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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