dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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