That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
