Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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