Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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