Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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