Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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