Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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