I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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