I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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