stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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