when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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