sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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