I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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