i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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