That's when you crack a 10am beer
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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