i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i may or may not be watching the land before time
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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