im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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