there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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