my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
wow bdsm is so cute
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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