Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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