piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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