I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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