Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize
