I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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