why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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