I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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