he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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