there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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