90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It's never too late to be topless.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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