She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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