Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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