why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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