that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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