Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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