I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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