You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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