What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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