I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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