only if we run a train.
done.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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